{"id":2590,"date":"2009-10-18T13:50:50","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T18:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=2590"},"modified":"2009-10-18T15:22:58","modified_gmt":"2009-10-18T20:22:58","slug":"the-real-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=2590","title":{"rendered":"The Real World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I laughed yesterday as I read a blog post of a friend.\u00a0 She joked about reading &#8220;mom blogs&#8221; and how most showcase &#8220;picture perfect&#8221; moments.\u00a0 Kids smiling in pristine matching outfits, not a hair out of place perfectly positioned in beautiful clean houses with educational toys.\u00a0 Rarely do we see anyone&#8217;s dirty laundry, so to speak. \u00a0 Sometimes, we&#8217;ll catch a glimpse of the real world in anecdotal type stories meant for a laugh.\u00a0 You know the ones.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve written them a thousand times.\u00a0 McCanless shouting out to Father Michael during church, &#8220;You don&#8217;t say Jesus Christ&#8221; is a good example.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve tried to do my best to encapsulate both of their little personalities in this &#8220;mom blog,&#8221; but I&#8217;ll have to agree with my fellow mom blogger, most of the posts are definitely &#8220;the picture perfect moments.&#8221;\u00a0 So, in an effort to post more of those &#8220;true-to-life&#8221; moments and being brutally honest, I&#8217;ll post about this Sunday morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sunday, October 18, 2009<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I didn&#8217;t set the alarm, so I woke up very late at 8:00.\u00a0<em> (Mel, the girls and I stayed up late to watch our Gamecocks loose to Alabama, sadly.) <\/em> I knew I had just over an hour to get all four of us up, fed, dressed and out the door.\u00a0 I woke up the girls <em>(who were laying beside me along with Emmie, the weinie dog, and Cole, the cat, who must have snuck in) <\/em>and told them to wake up Daddy, who was in McCanless&#8217; twin bed in her room down the hall.\u00a0\u00a0 He was doing breakfast today, like it or not.\u00a0 I jumped in the shower, and noticed that we only had 3 towels left.\u00a0 <em>(I&#8217;ve got to do laundry today.)<\/em> I started it last night during the game and only got so far as to sort it out on the kitchen floor&#8230;and there it remains still today. \u00a0 McCanless had to wear too small tights, and Mary Clare had to wear too big Sunday shoes.\u00a0 Nothing that a little stretching and a few cotton balls didn&#8217;t fix!\u00a0 Mel was on the phone this morning forever with a political mentor, so he was running late and was no help to me after making a mess in the kitchen.\u00a0 As he jumped in the shower and we waited, I grabbed my camera.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2584\" title=\"Mary Clare on Sunday Attempt 1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-1-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mary Clare on Sunday Attempt 1\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-1-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-1.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mary Clare fled when she saw my camera and this is where I found her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2585\" title=\"Mary Clare on Sunday Attempt 2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-2-228x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mary Clare on Sunday Attempt 2\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-2-228x300.jpg 228w, https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-2.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In attempts to get a cute Fall Sunday morning photo of my precious girls in their Sunday best (and matching at that), I begged her to come out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2586\" title=\"Mary Clare on Sunday Attempt 3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-3-193x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mary Clare on Sunday Attempt 3\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-3-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-on-Sunday-Attempt-3.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;to no avail.\u00a0 So, I told her she had to come out &#8220;right now&#8221; and this is the look I got.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/McCanless-on-Sunday-Alone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2587\" title=\"McCanless on Sunday Alone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/McCanless-on-Sunday-Alone-184x300.jpg\" alt=\"McCanless on Sunday Alone\" width=\"184\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/McCanless-on-Sunday-Alone-184x300.jpg 184w, https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/McCanless-on-Sunday-Alone.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 184px) 100vw, 184px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">One of the two cooperated.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;I&#8217;ll get a cute shot of the two of you in front of our beautiful church&#8221;\u00a0 lets, go!\u00a0 So, I left Mel,\u00a0 still in the shower.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"lightbox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-at-Church-Alone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2589\" title=\"Mary Clare at Church Alone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-at-Church-Alone-181x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mary Clare at Church Alone\" width=\"181\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-at-Church-Alone-181x300.jpg 181w, https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Mary-Clare-at-Church-Alone.jpg 331w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 181px) 100vw, 181px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">McCanless was fed up with photos by the time we got to St. Barts, so she ran inside to join her friends at Sunday School and this is how Mary Clare felt about photos in front of the church.\u00a0 Mel ended up getting a call anyway, so he never made it to church.\u00a0 Mary Clare decided to sing, &#8220;Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star&#8221; out loud during communion and slapped my face when I asked her to whisper.\u00a0 McCanless didn&#8217;t have on panties but proceeded to hike up her dress and yank on her too small tights at the altar&#8230; also during communion.\u00a0 We dropped the Bible, Mary Clare threw visitor pew cards and mini pencils and McCanless went missing for about 10 minutes during the service.\u00a0 (Mind you, children are only in the service during communion, thankfully.) \u00a0 Mel walks in about 5 minutes before the end of the service.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ironically, the message was about forgiveness today&#8230;.I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I laughed yesterday as I read a blog post of a friend.\u00a0 She joked about reading &#8220;mom blogs&#8221; and how most showcase &#8220;picture perfect&#8221; moments.\u00a0 Kids smiling in pristine matching outfits, not a hair out of place perfectly positioned in beautiful clean houses with educational toys.\u00a0 Rarely do we see anyone&#8217;s dirty laundry, so to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2590"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2598,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2590\/revisions\/2598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}