{"id":306,"date":"2007-03-02T14:47:52","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T19:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=306"},"modified":"2007-03-02T14:47:52","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T19:47:52","slug":"isnt-it-ironic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=306","title":{"rendered":"Isn&#8217;t it ironic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You learn that when you have kids, you have to roll with the punches, laugh often, worry less about personal issues and unfortunately worry more about someone else&#8230;your child.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, I&#8217;ve been working on Mel.  He is usually a guy that takes anything that comes his way, makes it work to his advantage and keeps on going, no matter what.<\/p>\n<p>BUT, he is so very anal about my car, so much so, that doesn&#8217;t fit his personality AT ALL.  He says that he can&#8217;t understand how I can be so anal about the house but couldn&#8217;t care less about the car&#8230;ie french fries in the floor, trash in the passenger side, suckers stuck in the carpet, tongue &#8220;licks&#8221; on the windows, toys, clothes, shoes, books, etc. etc. all in the car.<\/p>\n<p>Once a year, Mel has my car completely cleaned. (for his own sanity) The seats are taken out, carpet shampooed, washed, waxed, the works!  I&#8217;m very grateful, but it really isn&#8217;t necessary.  He doesn&#8217;t understand that when you have a child, it is a given:  you have a dirty car.  My mother taught me this.  Her car was always a mess and my car will be too, as long as I have children carted around in it.  I feel it is almost a rite of passage as a mom.<\/p>\n<p>This week was my Tahoe&#8217;s chance at becoming a gleaming, clean, as new as it can get SUV once again.  Tuesday night Mel came driving up in the driveway, beeped the horn to show off our car and as McCanless and I jumped in the back seat, he began his speech:<br \/>\n-No food in the car<br \/>\n-No candy EVER in the car<br \/>\n-Only necessary items will be left in the car at the end of the day<br \/>\n-The Tahoe will be vacuumed out once a week.<br \/>\n-ETC., ETC<\/p>\n<p>That is until about 3 miles down the road, McCanless looked at me from her middle riding car seat and said, &#8220;Mommy, I need to go home.  I think I have to throw&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It only took a few seconds for Mel to realize that the massive stream of fluid and spaghetti-O&#8217;s flying by him was from our toddler.  He sat in silence as his speech came to a hault.  I quickly unbuckled her and again she was sick, but in the back seat this time.  As Mel turned the car around and pulled into the funeral home parking lot, I heard him just sigh.  I tried to hold it in, but I couldn&#8217;t help it.  I burst into laughter.  I couldn&#8217;t control myself, and eventually McCanless began to laugh too.  Mel, however, never laughed.  He only began to clean out our car at the back of the funeral home.  I think he did smile once as we watched McCanless, who was so sick a few minutes earlier, run around screaming and laughing, obviously feeling fine.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this taught him a lesson!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You learn that when you have kids, you have to roll with the punches, laugh often, worry less about personal issues and unfortunately worry more about someone else&#8230;your child. That being said, I&#8217;ve been working on Mel. 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