{"id":663,"date":"2008-12-18T22:48:07","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T03:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=663"},"modified":"2008-12-18T22:48:07","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T03:48:07","slug":"a-few-more-mccanless-quotes-for-the-daydecember-18-2000in8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=663","title":{"rendered":"A few more McCanless quotes for the day&#8230;December 18, 2000in8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I just want to touch him all over.&#8221;   Speaking of her Elf on a Shelf, Elfie.  I guess the rule about not being able to touch him is driving her crazy!<\/p>\n<p>The girls, Mel and I were at Wendy&#8217;s a few nights ago about to order dinner.  (Long day, gymnastics, tired children and tired mommy=no cooks in the kitchen that night.)   I turned to McCanless and asked her what she would like to eat.  &#8220;Chicken <em>McNuggets<\/em> made with real white meat, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that same meal, Mel mentioned to me how tiny the hamburger patties were.  I said, &#8220;What do you expect?  It&#8217;s fast food.&#8221;  McCanless turned to me and said, &#8220;It&#8217;s not fast food, it&#8217;s Wendy&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, she&#8217;ll not be allowed to watch television over Christmas break.  (I swear she doesn&#8217;t watch THAT much television at all!)<\/p>\n<p>Also had to mention this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My pantry door panels are painted with chalkboard paint.  McCanless often leaves drawings or scribbles for me.  This week, I saw her first and last name written with &#8220;5000in8&#8221; above it.  I asked her what she was trying to spell.  She looked at me as if she was completely exasperated with me and said, &#8220;MOM, I wrote my name.   See you spell it like this, M-C-C-A-N-L-E-S-S-P-E-N-N-I-N-G-T-O-N, and I wrote the date, two thousand IN eight.&#8221;  (She had the 2 backward.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I just want to touch him all over.&#8221; Speaking of her Elf on a Shelf, Elfie. I guess the rule about not being able to touch him is driving her crazy! The girls, Mel and I were at Wendy&#8217;s a few nights ago about to order dinner. (Long day, gymnastics, tired children and tired mommy=no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}