{"id":7434,"date":"2011-12-15T08:35:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=7434"},"modified":"2011-12-15T08:35:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:35:07","slug":"true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/?p=7434","title":{"rendered":"True Story&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mel and I were actually in the car together alone yesterday for a few minutes.\u00a0 Which happens to be a very rare occurrence.\u00a0 (Before we jumped into the car, he was speaking to a couple who invited him to a non-profit event in January.)\u00a0 As we sat back into the car, he immediately grabbed his phone to tell &#8220;her&#8221; to schedule the event.\u00a0 (His iphone has a speaking, command-action voice, who will do as she says-funny.\u00a0 He LOVES it.\u00a0 She even calls him, Mayor.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So he asked &#8220;her&#8221; to schedule the mid-January event.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Iphone:\u00a0 Sir, the event you have asked me to schedule is occurring on a day with multiple events.\u00a0 Shall I continue?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mel:\u00a0 Yes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Iphone:\u00a0 Event scheduled for January 15.\u00a0 Event overlaps with <strong>51 <\/strong>previously scheduled events.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mel immediately looked up at me.\u00a0 He looked like a kid who just stole a candy.\u00a0\u00a0 Busted.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">He then said, &#8220;So that just completely confirms what you already think of me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mel and I were actually in the car together alone yesterday for a few minutes.\u00a0 Which happens to be a very rare occurrence.\u00a0 (Before we jumped into the car, he was speaking to a couple who invited him to a non-profit event in January.)\u00a0 As we sat back into the car, he immediately grabbed his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7434"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7436,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7434\/revisions\/7436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.babypennington.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}